Saturday, March 12, 2011

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

So we're Confident this Post should Up our Word Count
As many of you know, The Weekend Aristocrat has been rather lazy this semester. Many factors are to blame for this. For starters, the main aristocrat here has got a real job, and blogging just doesn't support the aristocrat lifestyle like it used to. Nevertheless, we feel it is time to share something again with our countless number of fans. We say countless because everytime we actually count our number of fans, the number is always less than our egos would like to admit.

Without further ado, here is where most of our time has gone this semester...

You will never find a hamburger cooked this rare. Not to mention, this is an extremely rare type of hamburger meat.

Johnny Appleseed: yet another example of a childhood star who grew up to be nothing more than tragic, barefoot pothead.

There is no punchline to this pic. This is just to demonsrate how much effort for writing we have given up to play tetris. This also shows how much better we are at tetris than you.

Our mental image of a sour patch kid. You are what you eat.

This is a cosine. Don't worry if you don't get this one: that probably means you have a life.

I've always wanted to have Venetian blinds in my future house. Unfortuneately, they wouldn't be able to see my other decorations.

What else can we say other than that this pic is so money?

This is a picture of Ray Charles Bans. All credit on this one goes to a fellow Aristocrat locally known as my roommate.

This is a picture of a modern Big Mac meal. Apparently meals with Big Macs now come with apples. iMlovin'it.