Racing Horse Breaks Ankle
Owner Decides to Put Down Jockey
In a tragic training session early Thursday morning, a jockey in
broke his arm while whipping his horse in an effort to make the horse go faster. The jockey’s owner had no other choice. He solemnly loaded his shot gun and put down his most prized jockey with a tear in his eye. Kentucky
“It just hurts real bad,” said Robert Wheaton, the jockey’s owner. “I raised that jockey since he was a baby. He had such a natural instinct at hitting animals. I gave him his first whip when he was three, and he wasted no time running around the yard a hitting the dogs. I think a lot of it came from his pedigree. His brother, Mel Gibson, also knows a thing or two about slapping bitches.”
Jockey shown in actual size!
Wheaton is certain that he will eventually be able to move on. He actually just bought a child jockey from
off Craigslist, so he won’t have to spend much time waiting to see who his new jockey will be. Even with having to put his jockey down, Chile still thinks the biggest loss he faced was losing his horse. “After ‘slim shit’ broke his arm, he fell off the horse and the horse ran right into a barn,” added Wheaton . “That part sucks the most. That horse was killed as soon as the barn collapsed on him." Wheaton
The horse’s name was ‘Die Another Day’.